Obscurest Vinyl - First Date Farts
Dancing in my butt
He thinks he's getting me wet
But not like you'd expect
But not like you, when I think I'm gonna blast
I put his hand over my ass
And remember what my mom said
"Don't shit, don't shit, don't shit, don't shit"
Mama, I don't think I'm strong enough
He's gonna make me blow, mama
Oh I got first date farts in my butt
At the end of the night
He looked deep into my eyes
I was so nervous, I thought I'd die
He ran his fingers up my thigh, and said
"Please shit, please shit, please shit, please shit"
Mama, I think I found the one
He's gonna makе me blow, mama
Please shit, plеase shit, please shit, please shit
Mama, I think I found the one
He's gonna make me blow, mama
Oh I got first date farts in my butt
Oh I got first date farts in my butt
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A través de su música, Obscurest Vinyl desafía las normas de la industria musical y se adentra en un territorio inexplorado, donde la precisión y la atención al detalle son reemplazadas por la desesperación impulsada por la cocaína, la caza salvaje e irracional de tendencias y la irresponsabilidad fiscal.
Con una pasión por desenterrar gemas ocultas y revelar las cicatrices olvidadas en la sociedad, Obscurest Vinyl se ha convertido en una figura única en el mundo de la música, desafiando las convenciones establecidas y explorando nuevos horizontes en busca de la verdad y la autenticidad en la música.