obscurest vinyl - it's time to take a shit on the company's time
f*ck yeah!
It’s time
To take a shit on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
I just hang and go as the time flies by
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life!
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life!
★ Verse ★
I knew my boss would spy on me
So I pissed on the floor to make it slippery
He tried to run really fast into the stall
But he slipped on my piss and smashed his balls!
I said “Holy shit
He might be dead!”
As I walked over his body with my wiener and balls all hanging out
He screamed “You’re f*cking toast!”
I called the police and told them my boss was trying to spy on me
Oh, my my!
Was trying to take a dump
So I pissed on him in self defense!
And my boss got arrested
Cool!
★ Chorus ★
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life!
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life!
★ Musical Interlude ★
★ Chorus ★
f*ck yeah!
It’s time
To take a shit on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
I just hang and go as the time flies by
★ Bridge ★
It’s time to take a shit in on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
I just hang and go
As the time flies by!
★ Outro ★
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life!
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life!
Paid
To shit!
And as the time flies by!
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my f*ckin’ life!
Cool!
Song Description:
edit soundcloudSoundCloud:
edit soundcloudMore obscurest vinyl lyrics
Obscurest Vinyl - Fartin' In My Bedroom All Alone
{Chorus} Knock, knock, knock No one's fucking home I'm just fartin' in my bedroom all alone Thank God it's Friday! You can all eat my shit
Obscurest Vinyl - The Secrets Your Asshole Keeps
{Intro} (Dude) {Verse 1} Oh don't lie to me, my guy I'm gonna ask you one last time Whose lipstick is on your asshole tonight?
Obscurest Vinyl - The Shadow of My Wiener
{Verse 1} Oh-Ohh... When i'm laying outside your window Crying in the pouring rain With my wiener sticking up ¡Ha! Just let me explain...
Obscurest Vinyl - Ain't That a Kick in the Cunt
{Chorus} Ain't that a kick, kick, kick in the cunt? I'm going "Fuck, fuck, fuck, are you nuts"? How many kicks can this stupid cunt take?
Obscurest Vinyl - I’d Really Like To Get in Your Pants, Because I Just Shit in Mine
{Instrumental intro} I’d really like to get in your pants Because I just shit in mine I just can't stop ruing all of these pants I'm just shittin' and
Obscurest Vinyl - Daydreamin'
{Chorus} I'm just daydreamin' 'Bout taking a huge dump Then getting up To piss on the dump To cut the dump in half I got a strong stream
Obscurest Vinyl - Rubbin' and a Tuggin' My Nips
Forgive me, Father For I have sinned I've been tuggin' these nips And I'm rubbin' them again (See you in hell) (I don't give a shit) I'm
Obscurest Vinyl - You Look like You Could Use a Fuckin' Lamp
{Verse 1} I saw you walking down the street All fucking stupid and shit You're looking dim, so I grabbed this lamp Just to say "What's up bitch?"
Obscurest Vinyl - First Date Farts
I got first date farts Dancing in my butt He thinks he's getting me wet But not like you'd expect But not like you, when I think I'm gonna blast I put his
Obscurest Vinyl - Quit Jizzin’ in the Hot Tub
You gotta quit jizzin' in the hot tub You're making the water all f*cking gross You gotta quit jizzin' in the hot tub I don't wanna be stewin' in your spooge
YouTube
obscurest vinyl
Biography
A través de su música, Obscurest Vinyl desafía las normas de la industria musical y se adentra en un territorio inexplorado, donde la precisión y la atención al detalle son reemplazadas por la desesperación impulsada por la cocaína, la caza salvaje e irracional de tendencias y la irresponsabilidad fiscal.
Con una pasión por desenterrar gemas ocultas y revelar las cicatrices olvidadas en la sociedad, Obscurest Vinyl se ha convertido en una figura única en el mundo de la música, desafiando las convenciones establecidas y explorando nuevos horizontes en busca de la verdad y la autenticidad en la música.