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Obscurest Vinyl - First Date Farts

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I got first date farts
Dancing in my butt
He thinks he's getting me wet
But not like you'd expect

But not like you, when I think I'm gonna blast
I put his hand over my ass
And remember what my mom said

"Don't shit, don't shit, don't shit, don't shit"
Mama, I don't think I'm strong enough
He's gonna make me blow, mama
Oh I got first date farts in my butt

At the end of the night
He looked deep into my eyes
I was so nervous, I thought I'd die
He ran his fingers up my thigh, and said

"Please shit, please shit, please shit, please shit"
Mama, I think I found the one
He's gonna makе me blow, mama
Please shit, plеase shit, please shit, please shit
Mama, I think I found the one
He's gonna make me blow, mama
Oh I got first date farts in my butt
Oh I got first date farts in my butt
 
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"First Date Farts" by Obscurest Vinyl is a humorous and lighthearted song about the awkwardness of dealing with gas on a first date. The lyrics describe the protagonist's struggle to hold in their farts while trying to impress their date. The song captures the anxiety and embarrassment that can come with trying to maintain composure in a new romantic situation. Despite the potentially embarrassing subject matter, the song maintains a playful and cheeky tone, making it a fun and relatable listen for anyone who has experienced similar awkward moments. Ultimately, "First Date Farts" is a catchy and entertaining track that brings a unique perspective to the universal experience of first date nerves.

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Obscurest Vinyl es un músico cuya carrera se ha caracterizado por su enfoque en explorar y descubrir las grabaciones más olvidadas y desconocidas de la industria musical. Con una perspectiva crítica y profunda, Obscurest Vinyl se sumerge en el mundo de las grabaciones que no lograron alcanzar el éxito deseado, explorando los errores y las decisiones erráticas que llevaron a su fracaso.

A través de su música, Obscurest Vinyl desafía las normas de la industria musical y se adentra en un territorio inexplorado, donde la precisión y la atención al detalle son reemplazadas por la desesperación impulsada por la cocaína, la caza salvaje e irracional de tendencias y la irresponsabilidad fiscal.

Con una pasión por desenterrar gemas ocultas y revelar las cicatrices olvidadas en la sociedad, Obscurest Vinyl se ha convertido en una figura única en el mundo de la música, desafiando las convenciones establecidas y explorando nuevos horizontes en busca de la verdad y la autenticidad en la música.