Obscurest Vinyl - It's Time To Take a Shit on the Company’s Dime

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★ Intro ★
Fuck yeah!
It’s time
To take a shit on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
I just hang and go as the time flies by
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life!
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life!

★ Verse ★
I knew my boss would spy on me
So I pissed on the floor to make it slippery
He tried to run really fast into the stall
But he slipped on my piss and smashed his balls!
I said “Holy shit
He might be dead!”
As I walked over his body with my wiener and balls all hanging out
He screamed “You’re fucking toast!”
I called the police and told them my boss was trying to spy on me
Oh, my my!
Was trying to take a dump
So I pissed on him in self defense!
And my boss got arrested
Cool!

★ Chorus ★
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life!
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life!

★ Musical Interlude ★

★ Chorus ★
Fuck yeah!
It’s time
To take a shit on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
I just hang and go as the time flies by

★ Bridge ★
It’s time to take a shit in on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
I just hang and go
As the time flies by!

★ Outro ★
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life!
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life!
Paid
To shit!
And as the time flies by!
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life!
Cool!

Release Date: September 11, 1986

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"Obscurest Vinyl - It's Time To Take a Shit on the Company’s Dime" is a humorous and rebellious song that celebrates the simple pleasure of getting paid to use the bathroom on company time. The lyrics describe the protagonist's defiance towards their boss, as they intentionally make a mess in the bathroom to sabotage their supervisor. The chorus emphasizes the joy of getting paid to take a dump and wipe, claiming it to be the best 45 minutes of their life. The song features a catchy and energetic musical interlude, adding to the playful and carefree vibe of the track. Overall, "It's Time To Take a Shit on the Company’s Dime" is a fun and lighthearted anthem for anyone who has ever taken a bathroom break on the clock.

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Obscurest Vinyl es un músico cuya carrera se ha caracterizado por su enfoque en explorar y descubrir las grabaciones más olvidadas y desconocidas de la industria musical. Con una perspectiva crítica y profunda, Obscurest Vinyl se sumerge en el mundo de las grabaciones que no lograron alcanzar el éxito deseado, explorando los errores y las decisiones erráticas que llevaron a su fracaso.

A través de su música, Obscurest Vinyl desafía las normas de la industria musical y se adentra en un territorio inexplorado, donde la precisión y la atención al detalle son reemplazadas por la desesperación impulsada por la cocaína, la caza salvaje e irracional de tendencias y la irresponsabilidad fiscal.

Con una pasión por desenterrar gemas ocultas y revelar las cicatrices olvidadas en la sociedad, Obscurest Vinyl se ha convertido en una figura única en el mundo de la música, desafiando las convenciones establecidas y explorando nuevos horizontes en busca de la verdad y la autenticidad en la música.