Obscurest Vinyl - I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again
I glued my balls to my butthole again
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
★ Verse 1 ★
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good god, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Oh god
★ Chorus ★
I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
★ Verse 2 ★
My lady doesn't want a life
Of watchin' her man use a butter knife
Face down, ass up, to try and saw off his sack
Oh, baby, fuckin' please, just take me back
★ Chorus ★
I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
★ Post-Chorus ★
Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
★ Refrain ★
Good god
I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
★ Chorus ★
I glued my balls
It was inevitable, baby
This could have happened to anyone
Life is just
Fun like that
★ Chorus ★
I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
★ Outro ★
Good god
I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Good god
I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Song Description:
edit soundcloudThe lyrics playfully explore the consequences of the protagonist's actions, as he reflects on the absurdity of his situation and the challenges it presents. Despite the comical nature of the song, there's also a hint of vulnerability as he pleads for forgiveness from his partner, acknowledging the ridiculousness of his predicament.
With its catchy chorus and catchy refrain, "Obscurest Vinyl - I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again" is a quirky and entertaining track that is sure to bring a smile to listeners' faces. The song's humorous lyrics and playful delivery make it a unique and memorable addition to any playlist.
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A través de su música, Obscurest Vinyl desafÃa las normas de la industria musical y se adentra en un territorio inexplorado, donde la precisión y la atención al detalle son reemplazadas por la desesperación impulsada por la cocaÃna, la caza salvaje e irracional de tendencias y la irresponsabilidad fiscal.
Con una pasión por desenterrar gemas ocultas y revelar las cicatrices olvidadas en la sociedad, Obscurest Vinyl se ha convertido en una figura única en el mundo de la música, desafiando las convenciones establecidas y explorando nuevos horizontes en busca de la verdad y la autenticidad en la música.